At one time I'd endeavored
to convert the whole of the Double Agent archive to a format in keeping with
the rest of my site. However, my lack of script-writing prowess, coupled with
laziness and fortified by a sudden fascination with preserving what was, has
resulted in this: a historic recreation of the columns as they originally appeared,
re-categorized according to the new Squidbunnies filing system -- which is not
quite but almost entirely un-dissimilar to the original GIA format.
That moving and generally
entertaining introduction is still forthcoming ... But now the archive is accessible
in its entirety, so I guess that kind of makes up for it. I should mention,
though, that while I have most all the surviving DA columns themselves, the
archive is in no way complete: I'm missing a lot of support files, such as Drew's
Nickname Creator and much of he and Allan's amusing imagery. So if any of you
find something missing and happen to have it saved like obsessive little creeps,
please send it in. You'll
be credited, or ... fellated or something. Maybe.
Thanks to Jason Alexander
for his help with the archiving and DJ Loki for supplying the Deep Thoughts
and many support graphics; props to both for pointing out a lot of my mistakes.
Unrelenting thanks to Allan Milligan, Brooke Bolander, Chris Jones, Drew Cosner,
Andrew Kaufmann, the former GIA, and most importantly, Andrew Vestal, without
whom none of this ... bounty ... would have been possible. Twice over.
Thanks for the memories,
guys; if only we could fucking just move on already.
