May 2000
05.31.00	Chris Jones - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are... well, you know
05.30.00	Chris Jones - Out of kindness, I suppose
05.29.00	Chris Jones - Everybody else gets the day off, but nooooo!
05.28.00	Jeremy Steimel - I'm a dirty rotten liar.
05.27.00	Jeremy Steimel - Final what?
05.26.00	Chris Jones - My life for Aiur-Ida Potatoes!
05.25.00	Chris Jones - Cheap chaos and a side of fries
05.24.00	Chris Jones - Bio 2
05.23.00	Chris Jones - And the winner is...
05.22.00	Chris Jones - Dire Straits
05.21.00	Chris Jones - Pinch hitter
05.19.00	Chris Jones - To Outer Space, every one of us!
05.18.00	Chris Jones - The Riot Squad
05.17.00	Chris Jones - Final Fantasy Tactical Espionage Action
05.16.00	Chris Jones - *Column title censored*
05.15.00	Chris Jones - You Can't Do That In Video Games!
05.14.00	Andrew Kaufmann - Happy Mommy's Day
05.13.00	Andrew Kaufmann - Smashing
05.12.00	Chris Jones - Hey baby, wanna see my cockney accent?
05.11.00	Chris Jones - Kojima, you will pay dearly
05.10.00	Chris Jones - Haute couture
05.09.00	Chris Jones - Selling your soul on a buyer's market
05.08.00	Chris Jones - Enemies of the column
05.07.00	Andrew Kaufmann - Well doh
05.06.00	Andrew Kaufmann - E3 looms
05.05.00	Chris Jones - My mother is a fish
05.04.00	Chris Jones - One must have a mind of winter
05.03.00	Chris Jones - You never did the Kenosha kid
05.02.00	Chris Jones - Consider Phlebas
05.01.00	Chris Jones - Fear in a handful of dust