Squidboard Dragoon Drei

I is -old- now!

I just turned 24 as of... 23 minutes before I made this post!

I HAS LESS THAN SIX YEARS TO FIND SOMEONE, OR BE FORCED TO MARRY DIVORCEES WHO WILL LEAVE ME IN 4 YEARS OR LESS! NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

I had no idea you were but a boy. I feel weird sucking up all those glistening gouts of lucre, now.

My most darling of husbands, though he was indeed 28 when I met him, had never even so much as kissed a girl before that time.

We've been together for almost 11 years now, married for 10.

In other words : don't give up hope.

Happy birthday, young'un!

Shhhh, nobody knows I am male... my internet personality tends to come off feminine.

The curse of being half-gay.

Here I thought 800 years of calling you Mr. Dayton and/or Mr. Firesight probably tipped your hand.

Don't worry; I bet they'll still buy you're trans and I've just been a stubbornly insensitive piece of shit all this time. Sounds like something I'd do.

... actually... should I even ask how old you are?

Given what I had read before, I was thinking mid to late 20's. >_>

Happy Birthday! For what it's worth, I always assumed you were male.

Also, Erin is apparently at least 800, which either means I've known her for 788 years, or she is lying.

(I am hurtling with pants-shitting velocity towards 30; i.e. I am 29)

I'm convinced that Squidbunny is the separated-at-birth twin of Jin Wicked.

Bitch, please (and yes, this is not supposed to be gender specific). You're not "old" until you're related to/know people who have spawned and whose kids are now about to graduate high school, which you realize by stumbling into said kid's profile on facebook, and promptly go "Holeeey fucking shit! But how? I held that kid in my arms and it drooled on me! In... 1992? ... ... :[".

That's OLD.

P.S. - I am probably the oldest person here. I'm the oldest person in my own abode, and there's only two of us living here (for now). I'm older than Jesus, people.